24 Links That Turned Us On Today

4 Greatest Videos Of People Puking On Live TV (Big Stupid Idiot)

How to Succeed as an Ayn Rand Character (Cracked)

10 Most Hilarious, Gulag-Worthy Soviet Arcade Games (Level One Boss)

Second Fattest Man In The World (Atom)

Business Trip Vs. Traveling For Work: The Comparison Chart (Next Round)

The Dog Ate My Drug Test: The 12 Dumbest Athlete Excuses Ever (Bleacher Report)

Why Is Emmy-Nominated Comedian Jack McBrayer So Angry? (The Laugh Track)

Action Figures and Chipmunks -- Chris McVeigh's Wild Kingdom (Asylum)

The 13 Worst Cover Songs of All Time (Funk Jelly)

Go Out In Style With The Psychedelic Hearse (DJ Mick)

30 Babies Caught Drinking Beer (Manofest)

The Incredible Hulk of Nerds (Geek Pad Show)

How to gamble on football, as attempted by a broke mush (Chris Illuminati)

Darth Vader's Mom---So Hot, She Could Be His Sister (The Single Thing)

13 of the best pogo stick FAILS of all-time (Epic Carnival)

A Trip Back In Time To The Mall (Retro Comedy)

Top 20 Timeless Hooks From The 90s (Ice Ice Babies)

Animated classics recut - (URLesque)

Top 10: Sports Movie Pep Talks (Ask Men)

Old man sexually assaulted by female gang (Blog of Hilarity)

Marissa Miller lounging around - (On 205th)

Open a Banana Like A Monkey (Dave and Thomas)

New Airline Is Just For Pets, Including Pets Belonging To Stars Of Gimmicky 10-Year-Old Horror Movies (Hey Look, Animals!)

NSFW Link: OOPS! Rosario Dawson forgot to wear a bra - (Boobie Blog)

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8 Amazing Shows that Need a Hustler Tribute

Recently Hustler released news of a Saved By the Bell Hustler tribute, This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX: a follow-up of the hot and hilarious This Ain't Star Trek XXX (NSFW!). Hustler touts these movies as parodies, which is clear since they've already done The Cosbys, Hell's Kitchen (??), and The Munsters.

What won't they do? Assuming the "This Ain't..." series will continue ad infinitum, we're calling Rule 34 on 8 more great shows that need to be celebrated in porno mimicry--the best flattery of all--after the jump.



8. Best Blaxploitation: A Different World
Someone's got to melt that ice queen Jasmine Guy. We want to see a porno version of Kadeem Hardison boinking while wearing his clip-on shades. Imagine Hustler's take on Sinbad, and isn't Lisa Bonet already in porn?


7. Best Weird Fetish: Small Wonder
Dad just made a secret, fully-functioning sex robot, in a cute red dress. Everyone wants some robo-Lolita. We hear those Silicon valley types are freaks anyway.


6. Best Sexy Spies: The Avengers
The hilarious 60's Brit spy show was rife with gadgets, hot 60's women, and crazy gags-- which will surely command quality treatment from Hustler's production value range.


5. Best Sci Fi Romp: Quantum Leap
"Let's go to 1804 and nail Sacegwea." What better way to honor the late Scott Bakula than to remake Quantum Leap with a lot more full frontal?


4. Best Gay Action: Hogan's Heroes
What could make a better gay porn flick than Hogan's Heroes? Nothing! Countless Germans, pointless subterfuge, and the operatic shouting of "Hooogaaaaaaan!" for the perfect climax.


3. Best "Family Affair": Charles in Charge
Forget Joanie Loves Chachi-- it appears the family shows are the ones people like most (you sickos!), so there ya go, all the girls want to service Charles. Another show where its stars would currently do porn.


2. Best Gang Bang: Taxi
A brassy redhead, a crazy foreiger, Tony Danza and Judd Hirsch types, a midget as Danny DiVito, ...It's a paradigm that works time and again in porn.


1. Best Perp-Drilling: Law and Order
The original, and all it's spin-offs! It's essentially the same show-- except for every clue there's f*cking! A ripped-from-the-headlines show would be even better.

What else should be on this list? Pitch it in the comments below! You'll also love this porn version of The Office, and for those who couldn't enjoy our NSFW links, here's some Safe For Work Porn.

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Men are Just Like Movie Monsters in This Hilarious Comic

In the awesome webcomic Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer, looks like ladies have a new, more accurate means of classifying our sexual proclivities: by comparing us to classic movie monsters.

It's dead accurate, just don't show it to your girlfriend. Looks like we're totally mostly zombies and Jekylls here. Don't try to change us, baby.


If you loved this comic, see Whip it Out's stint in the webcomics world!

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22 Links That Turned Us On Today

The Most Frightened-est Li'l Bear Lives In The Most Cruelest Li'l Zoo (Hey Look, Animals!)

Asylum Debates: Should You Be Facebook Friends with Your Ex? (Atom)

13 Things That Changed the World... by Getting Thrown Away (Cracked)

7 Creepiest Photoshopped Movie Scenes (Trailer Trasher)

Weekly Political Buzzword: Subject-Optional Paragraph Stucture (Apoliticus)

Jake and Amir: Girl Advice (College Humor)

Six Hilarious Ways to Save the Economy (College Humor)

MLB All-Star Dunk Competition a Complete Disaster (Sports Pickle)

Some Very Special Episodes We'd Like to See (Gadjunk)

How about a moment with Sasha Grey? - (On 205th)

Escaping Prisoner Does Not Receive The Help From Jesus He Seeks (TV Munchies)

Shawn Johnson channels Ozzie Smith (Epic Carnival)

Gentlemen I Give You... The Man Wall (The Bachelor Guy)

Jon Stewart Weighs In On The Lenny Dykstra Bankruptcy (Jock and Balls)

Harry Potter and the Office of Unemployment (Atom)

100 Years of Presidents Throwing Out the First Pitch (DJ Mick)

Always Fear The Toilet Paper Prank (Big Stupid Idiot)

The MLB All-Fat Team: The 50 Fattest Players In Baseball History (Manofest)

Free Agents: Sexy Athlete Exes Back on the Market (Bleacher Report)

F-Force Is The Greatest Video Game About Fish That Will Never Be Made (Level One Boss)

The Michael & Michael Interview (Screen Junkies)

NSFW Link: Carmen Electra dancing topless. Seriously - (Boobie Blog)

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College Humor Shows Us a Cialis Ad As Written by Spammers

Your spam folder is choked with them: 'increase yur girth," "perce her spleen tonite," "shag;u dick adgbw growth," and some less well written. Well, the good folks at College Humor just made a hilarious commercial for Cialis, as if written by the spam elite.

With hilariously realistic lines like, "potion for heroic banging," and "your rod won't even need naked girl to stand up," we've gleefully realized spam ads would make brilliant commercials. See it after the jump!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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