Ahoy, Champions: Making A List

This is a list of things my sister had to buy for her new condominium, as expressed by my mother:


Forks
Knives
Spoons
A Ladle
Spatula
Colander
Dish towels
Pots and pans
A drying rack
Dish soap
Dishes

"I mean, Kyle, she's got nothing. She's really starting from scratch here."

Shower curtain
Bath mat
Bath soap
Soap dish
Toothbrush holder

"She brought her old toothbrush from home I think."

Blinds and curtains
A dining room table
Dining room chairs
Placemats
Good napkins
A shower curtain (she said this one twice, for effect)
A vacuum
Broom and dustpan
Food
A microwave
Lamps/lighting

There was more, but I stopped listening after a while.

Kyle Kinane is a comedian and member of Blerds who has recently written about his inventions and Hitler . He can be found on Myspace and his column runs every other Friday.