Dan Bialek vs. America: Houseguest Paul

Houseguest Paul: Better Than A Pit Bull

Going on the road kind of sucks. Not only do I miss my girlfriend, our house and my cat and fish, but I also don’t like leaving them alone in for weeks at a time not knowing if something bad is going to happen to them because I’m not there.

On this leg of the tour I came up with a solution to this problem. Well, sort of.

My friend Paul is an out-of-work actor/security guard who also happens to be a weapons specialist and gun enthusiast. He was in between places to stay right before I left for Oklahoma two weeks ago, so I decided to offer him discounted rent on our exercise room for the duration of my trip as long as he promised to feed my pets, watch our house during the day and help my girlfriend with a few household chores.

I also asked that Paul use his digital camera to send me little video progress reports every few days to let me know how things were going.

Here are the first batch of them . Enjoy.


Part 1 – Meet Paul



Part 2 – Welcome To Paul’s Crib



Part 3 – Urine & Coyotes



Part 4 – Tai Chi Sunrise

Dan Bialek is a comedian and writer who is currently doing an independent national standup comedy tour. He can be reached through his website www.danvsamerica.com. The website houses a huge free arcade that has weekly high score contests in which you can win fabulous prizes such as a plastic masturbating monkey or some of the Starbucks coffee beans that Dan’s mother is constantly unloading on him.

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