We LOL'd at These 4 Break-Up Parodies of the Infamous WoW Freak Out Kid

Break-ups are inevitable, but hard. Sure, one day you're getting regular sex and sandwiches, but just like that it can be over-- just like how, eventually, your mom will cancel your World of Warcraft subscription. And luckily, your GF will be hilarious enough to tape your bats**t crazy reaction.

We've seen the WoW kid Freak-Out and all it's crazy remixes, and now the parodies, thanks to Dr Cool Sex, come rolling in. There's nothing better than a clearly staged freakout than to parody a clearly staged freakout-- as seen in this great break-up version of this Greatest Freakout Ever series. If you haven't seen the first freakout vids, watch 'em here, then click "read more" to see the cuckold madness.



4. The Original Shriekfest:

3. Facebook Relationship Status Freakout:


2. Would-be 1-year Anniversary Gift Not Well Recieved:


1. Getting Her Back: "I'm Gonna Have Your First Born Child, you Whore"


Poor guy, maybe next he should try slipping into a sweet Friends with Benefits situation. You know, after jail.

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We Salute This UFC Fighter Win... in Dry Humping

Here's another case in point that persistence gets you lucky... almost. Fighter Quentin "Rampage" Jackson misinterprets a hot UFC reporter's fake flirtiness for being totally hot for him. We learned: a) There's a reason they call him "Rampage," and, b) We need to start watching UFC more.

The hilarious and real video shows Rampage relentlessly dry hump this hot ring girl as she stumbles for segues to curb the ramming! He nearly reaches er, completion, before they decide they got enough footage. Watch to the end, when the camera guys congratulate him:

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18 Links That Turned Us On Today

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Antourage (Atom)

Toyota Employees Taped Stealing From, Watching Porn In Customer's Truck (Foundry Music)

The 10 Worst Vacation Destinations To Stay Away From This Summer (The Single Thing)

25 Reasons Non-Douchebags Still Watch Entourage (Next Round)

6 'Facts' About Historic Figures Their Enemies Made Up (Cracked)

Cat Is Exhausted By Life (Hey Look, Animals!)

Earworm Of the Day: Acceptable in the 80s (Retro Comedy)

Documentary About Fake Comic From 'Funny People' Will Have You Saying Raaaaaaaandy! (Trailer Trasher)

Banned New Moon Trailer (Link Dork)

20 Freakishly Large Animals (Manofest)

Batman Vs. The Penguin, the Political Debate (Veto Corleone)

I Love Serial Killers: Manson (Atom)

The Bennett Brothers And The Black Olympics (Jock and Balls)

3 Video Game Movies Hollywood Is Going to Eff Up (Asylum)

Interview with Jordan Crawford from LeBron James Skills Academy (Bleacher Report)

Mary Louise Parker is, hands down, a Milfy Milf - (On 205th)

NSFW Link: Time flies when you're looking at a sneak preview of Keeley Hazell's 2010 calendar - (Boobie Blog)

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We Just Found 5 Future Whip it Out Bloggers

Have they been hanging out at the Kids' section at Barnes and Noble too long, or are they just kinda douchebags? Either way, we give 'em props for starting early.

Let's face it: kids can do anything raunchy, and it's cute and funny. If we managed to look up a skirt, we'd be tazed and maced. If these guys keep it up, we've got serious competish. Here are five kids who maybe had a stripper babysitter, after the jump.


5. An Effin' Artist:

Did he draw this? Probably not, but who cares. The proud, knowing look on this his face is classic.



4. Family Photo Pranks Always Take Balls:

Hey ma, check out deez nutz! He makes Bart Simpson look like an amateur.



3. Thong Snap Champ:

Who knows how this was possible, but the kid saw an opportunity and seized it.



2. Lars and The Real Doll:

You may recall the "Randy Wheelbarrow" position, as seen in your kama sutra tear-away calendar.



1. V For V.... you know:

This fetus knows what's next. He can start as an assistant editor here at Whip it Out as soon as he makes his grand exit. Maybe then he can, uhm, describe to us what it's like...


If you thought these kids were awesome, check out 10 Funniest Photos of Kids Staring at Women's Boobs.

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Score Big at Whip it Out

Hey guys, Amanda here, new associate editor at Whip it Out! Stay abreast with us (Hehe, I said breast) for all the most hilarious raunch on the internets.

We're always ready and willing to panty raid cyberspace, so if you have a tip for any hilarity on the webs, throw us some links! Call it your campaign to be inducted to the Sex Comedy Hall of Hame! As a treat for your loyal broitude, here's a hilarious video by Wallpaper about booty calls via Twitter:

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