How To Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie

Cracked fills you in on everything you need to know to make your very own Judd Apatow movie and become Hollywood's King of Comedy in the process.

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The world's geekiest wedding proposal.

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What it's like to watch all four Saw movies in one sitting.

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In order to bring you the greatness that is Whip It Out Comedy, we check out a LOT of different websites and news sources every day. In the course of our virtual travels, we come across a lot of stuff that is interesting and worth telling you about. Here's a collection of some of the things that caught our eye today:

Six Maasai warriors left their village to go and run in the London marathon and kept a diary of their experience. It includes observations like "I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman."

Now that most music sucks, music festivals are finding it easier to book good comedians than bands.

Here's a list of 20 bands you thought were going to be awesome, until you realized that only their first album would be awesome.

When your iPod dies, it deserves a eulogy.

The cost of a Marilyn Monroe blowjob? $1.5 million.

10 Futuristic Movies That Are Already Dated.

There's a 2 Girls 1 Cup legal defense?

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What It's Like To See SNL In Person (And Go To The Afterparty)

Guest host Ashton Kutcher and cameo performers Demi Moore and Cameron Diaz were there of course, but soon enough Lucy Lieu appeared (we were missing one Angel) and then Sean "Puffy" Combs appeared and sat at their table. Lorne Michaels hung out with what appeared to be a lot of studio exec-types, including at least one from Warner Brothers. Jason Segel was there along with Jonah Hill, as well as a cavalcade of comedians including Demetri Martin and Aziz Ansari.

The above is from LAist's visit to this weekend's taping of Saturday Night Live and the show's afterparty. Well worth a read.

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The Great Harold & Kumar Debate

The editors over at Videogum recently debated the merits of Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle and it's got to be one of the most entertaining arguments via instant messenger over the quality of a stoner comedy that we have read in at least two weeks.

Here's a sample:

lindsay: As The Notebook is for chicks with PMS
lindsay: So Harold and Kumar is for stoned people
lindsay: As I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is for homophobic retards
lindsay: This movie has so many funny parts!!
lindsay: How many times do you need to laugh in a movie for it to be worth your while?
lindsay: Because you must be constantly disappointed
gabe: well, i wrote down my laughs
gabe: and i think there were something like 8
lindsay: That is an astounding number
gabe: that is not an astounding nubmer at all
lindsay: this all goes back to the pot thing
gabe: and the imporatnt thing in this movie
gabe: is that the moments in between the laughs were painful like, painful painful
gabe: like i wanted to throw my computer in the garbage
lindsay: Also Kal Penn is boneable

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Casting Mike Tyson's Punchout

The good people over at Asylum have gone to the trouble of coming up with a make believe cast for the make believe Mike Tyson's Punchout movie that nobody is actually making. However, once we saw the suggestion of Daniel Day Lewis as Von Kaiser, we knew we had to pass on a link to their post.

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50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time

We're not exactly sure what qualifies a sex magazine (Nerve) and an independent film television channel (IFC) to team up and create a list of the 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of all time, but we're glad they did. The list, which surely offers plenty to disagree with (there's really 49 better sketches than "More Cowbell?"), is nonetheless well worth checking out.

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David Cross Is The 8th Most Hated Person On The Internet

The good people at Radar have done some thorough research (read: pulled an opinion out of thin air) and bettered the world by telling us who are the Most Hated People On The Internet. David Cross is the only comedian to make the list, unless you think Rachel Ray's use of the term "E.V.O.O." is actually intended to be funny.

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Letters To The Girl Michael Ian Black Fingered

We're not the world's biggest Michael Ian Black fans, but we've gotta admit that his "A Series of Letters To The First Girl I Ever Fingered" cracked us up. Here's a sample:

Dear Emily,

Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don't know if you remember me or not, but I'm the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.

Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.

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Have You Met Videogum Yet?

Big news in the video blogosphere today as Videogum has officially launched. The site, brought to us by the people behind the music blog greatness that is Stereogum, is designed to feature "everything you like to watch except porn." Click here to read their official welcome to the world.

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A Shakira Sex Tape?

According to Defamer, there's a Shakira sex tape floating around somewhere and it features her in a threesome with two dudes. Not exactly how we would have drawn up the Shakira threesome, but interesting nonetheless.

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The Book On Chris Farley

The New York Post offers a sneak peek at "The Chris Farley Show," an upcoming book about Chris Farley's life written by his brother and quoting many of Farley's closest friends.

Among the interesting quotes are this one from Chevy Chase:

Chase recalled his harsh words for Farley: "Look, you’re not John Belushi. And when you overdose or kill yourself, you will not have the same acclaim that John did .¤.¤. you haven’t had the chance to get that far, and you’re already screwing yourself up."

"You’re just going to end up being an overweight guy who could fall on his stomach and had one or two funny things in his career but nothing that ever really stood out," Chase raged on. "You’ll be a blip in the New York Times obituaries page, and that’ll be it. Is that what you want?"

And this one from Norm MacDonald:

"SNL" teammate Norm MacDonald said he was struck by Farley’s treatment of hookers.

"The amazing thing was how well he treated them. He really fell for them. He’d take them to dinner and treat them so sweetly," MacDonald said.

"He’d treat them equal to any other person at the table. He’d introduce them to you as his girlfriend."

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The Story Behind This Photo

Interesting photo, huh? To read the story behind it, head on over to Jackassworld. Hard to believe those guys were involved in a stunt like this, ain't it?

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The Last Comic Standing Finalists?

Shecky magazine believes it's got the scoop on the finalists who have made it out of the Las Vegas semi-finals and into the Last Comic Standing house this year. After the jump, see the names of the 12 comics who supposedly have made it...

God's Pottery
Adam Hunter
Jeff Dye
Ron G
Paul Foot
Iliza Shlesinger
Marcus
Jim Somebody (sounds like "Tra-vay")
Esther Ku
Louis Ramey
Sean Cullen
Papa C.J.

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How To Hire Women (in 1943)

Yes But No But Yes has come across something that's off the charts of the unintentional comedy scale - a 1943 magazine article offering advice for male supervisors on how to handle women in the workplace. Here's a sample of one of the article's suggestions:

Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

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CNN's Getting In The Comedy Business?

You would think that tabloidizing the "real" news would be enough to keep CNN plenty busy, but now they've decided to get into the comedy business as well? And, on top of that, they're going to try to do a show featuring funny web videos? You would think they would have previously done a news report about how all of those shows fail, but I guess not.

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The Unsexiest Woman In Hollywood

The Unsexiest Woman In Hollywood is apparently Sarah Jessica Parker. And she's not remotely happy about it.

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Great Moments In Tattoo History

We don't usually link to stories about stupid criminals, but we don't usually come across father-son convicts that have tattoos on their foreheads. But as great as the pictures above are, here's the best part: apparently the father also has a tattoo on the back of his head that says "Got-R-Did" and the son has the words "Fuck" and "You" tattooed on his eyelids. Larry The Cable Guy must be so proud.

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Colbert Report's Word Of The Day: Road Trip!

Stephen Colbert is bringing his beloved Colbert Report to Philadelphia for a few days to cover the Democratic primary in April.

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Dickipedia

We've got a new favorite resource on the Interwebs - Dickipedia. Just as you would assume, it's like Wikipedia, but for dicks. So, the next time you are looking for information on such dicks as Billy Packer, Dr. Phil, or the 2006 Cincinnati Bengals, we suggest you check out Dickipedia. On a side note, this site is sure to qualify as something White People Like.

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